Nothing hurts worse than having your flesh split apart for no apparent reason.  For those of us living in the far northern reaches of the globe this shows up about the same time as the Fat Guy from the North Pole.

Here’s a few quick tips on keeping your skin together (literally)

Step 1: Suds up with a cleanser that contains a little something with either honey and aloe vera.  This helps clean you up but not harshly dry out your skin.  We recommend Kiehls for Men.

Step 2: Following hopping out of the shopper, be sure to slap on a lotion that contains shea butter, which will rejuvenate your dry skin while its still got a bit of moisture in it from the steam of the shower.  Remember you want to moisturize and not be greasy.  You’re not doing yourself or anybody else any favors with a petro shine on your face.  Premium lotions soak in quickly and don’t invisibly pool up on your skin.

Step 3: Consider bumping up the skin maintenance through the winter and work in a little exfoliation in a few time a week.  Now, here at Qroomer we’re gonna suggest you go for good old Volcanic Pumice, instead of that crap with the plastic shards in it.  The number of men with plastic shard toxicity is on the rise and we want you to support Volcanic Pumice Miners.  Actually, this stuff works great at getting the dead skin off your hide and you can pretend your rolling around on a black sand beach in Hawaii, even when you’re stuck in Toledo.

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